The truth of my tendency to emasculate has, alas, been unmasked. Read on.
The truth revealed: the first truly accurate assessment of today's Americans
How is it I can massage a tiger but get seriously hooked by a domesticated cat?
I came home from Colombia in August to nothing but pumpkins and witches. I am so tired of this.
Only part of the above headline is true, but you have to read on to find out which part